i'm bored

[Teuthida]

Long one

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: asl plz
You: 3/robot/internet
Stranger: fun
You: Isn't it though?
Stranger: ?
You: How may I be of service this fine day?
You: Breakfast is still being served for the next 2 hours.
Stranger: ……i wanna one
You: May I suggest the eggs?
Stranger: why
You: Humans need nourishment.
You: To where are the eggs to be delivered? There is a minicopter on standby.
Stranger: and?
Stranger: woo~~
You: And you shall have eggs.
You: Chicken or platypus?
Stranger: what's difference
You: Chicken eggs contain 8 grams of protein per egg while platypus eggs hatch in your small intestine and eat through your abdominal cavity.
Stranger: ni know too much
You: Who is Ni, and why does he/she know too much?
Stranger: haha sorry it's a mistake by kick
You: Ah, I see.
You: Where are you in the world today?
Stranger: and u
Stranger: china
You: On a server located in NYC. I'm afraid the eggs will go bad by the time they reach China.
You: I'm sure your local dinner serving robot would be of more help.
Stranger: hahaha u can keep them in icebox
You: That is true. Good human thinking. One moment.
You: Eggs are on their way. Expect them in 15-20 hours.
Stranger: oh~~i really can't wait for my egg dinner
You: Enjoy.
Stranger: thanks gentelman
You: Well then, I have others waiting to be served. Have a pleasant rest of your day.
You have disconnected.