What does it mean when a girl says...?

[Szymon]

I'm gonna say she wants you, because I want her to want you, but it's really all about how the line was delivered. If you got literally no signs at all that night, then it could be that she was just curious what the upstairs looked like.

[Swan]

The more that I think about it she probably wanted to steal all their stuff and blame it on you

[KillerGremlin]

She was trying to let you know that she actually has a penis and wants to penetrate your butthole like Germany did Poland in World War II.

[Dylflon]

Depends?

Wants might be a strong word. Interested in and thinks the other people you're with are tools are also distinct possibilities.

[TheSlyMoogle]

Rule of Women that you want to sleep with:

1.)Tell her She's really cool to talk to.

2.) Suggest the two of you hang out again at some other location.

3.) Continue to feel it out another 20 minutes or so if she agrees to said "Other hang out time."

4.) If she's still talking to you by this point tell her she has really pretty something (Eyes, Lips, Nose, Hair).

5.) Continue to feel it out a little longer.

6.) Make some excuse to touch her.

7.) If she doesn't flinch or shy away from said touch, find some way to get her to touch you (Tattoo, cool scar etc.) I used to get ladies by having long hair and being like "No really, I bet my hair is softer than yours" then you each had to touch the other's hair.

8.) If this is still going well either:

A - Kiss her. Don't lean in for the kiss because that's just awkward, fucking just kiss her. It's going to be awkward either way, so might as well scam a fucking kiss, the other option is the lean in close thing and if she rejects that then you didn't get a kiss and feel like a jackass in the process and she'll leave and immediately tell her friends. A kiss protects you from this embarrassment mostly as well because you can play that off as a mistake if her friends flip out. "Oh, I just thought she was really beautiful and She had the most gorgeous lips and we were getting along so well. I'm such an idiot, but I just wish I had a girlfriend like her maybe." This can often win you one of her friends as a consolation prize.

B - If she gets into said kiss enjoy your womens. From here on I suggest letting her take the wheel. Better than a rape accusation.

9. If this ends up getting stuck in "Dating Zone" it's time to decide if you actually like this girl or you just wanted in her pants.

If you actually like her -

A - Continue to date her, moving at a pace that is comfortable for both her and you.
B - When it comes time for intercourse be prepared.
C - Remember that you don't always have to fuck her hard...
D - Make sweet love to her
E - Always remember that "I Love You" is powerful to women. Wait to say it until you mean that shit.

If you just wanted to get in her pants -

A - Say "I love you" it doesn't matter how long you've been dating.
B - Fuck her hard.
C - NEVER, EVER EVER... Call that bitch again. You dropped the 3 most important words to a woman ever just to get laid. Give yourself a high five, tell your friends, and move on to the next party girl. Just don't ever call that one again. Odds are she's crazy now. CRAZY.


Being gay is so much easier. I don't have to play that game ^ <---- (That one I just wrote about) anymore.

It's like

1. Do you find them attractive?

Yes -

Sleep with them.

No -

Talk to someone else.