Something Negative

Angrist · 02-12-2010, 11:46 AM

Yesterday I got 4 stitches in my jaw. A few hours after my wisdom teeth were removed. The wounds kept bleeding, so that's when they decided to stitch it.

I didn't get another sedation, so I felt everything.

Let me assure you: it hurt terribly.

Typhoid · 02-12-2010, 04:22 PM

An Olympian died today on the luge track.

ZebraRampage · 02-23-2010, 08:38 PM

I got a speeding ticket today

Dylflon · 02-25-2010, 02:04 PM

Me, Typhoid, and my brother were involved in a car accident last night when some dude rear ended us.

Nobody is seriously hurt but Sean's back is pretty messed up now/again.

Typhoid · 02-25-2010, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylflon

Nobody is seriously hurt but Sean's back is pretty messed up now/again.

I'm 80% sure I've got a pretty bad concussion too, dude.
I can't get to the doctor until tomorrow, but everythings confusing, frustrating, bright and fast. It's like I'm dreaming with a constant headache.
Fuck my life.

Dylflon · 02-25-2010, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Typhoid

I'm 80% sure I've got a pretty bad concussion too, dude.
I can't get to the doctor until tomorrow, but everythings confusing, frustrating, bright and fast. It's like I'm dreaming with a constant headache.
Fuck my life.

Get someone to take you to a hospital, stupid.

Typhoid · 02-25-2010, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylflon

Get someone to take you to a hospital, stupid.

I dont need to go to the hospital for a back injury and concussion. Im not dying.
Im going to the doctor tomorrow, so if he says otherwise I'll go.

It would be funny if I went to the hospital though, because I'm completely covered on medicare I do believe, so going to the hospital would cost me absolutely nothing - and I literally just signed up for a think through my bank that says any day I'm in the hospital my back would pay me 100 dollars as compensation.

I could profit from this.

Typhoid · 03-19-2010, 01:30 PM

Well, I went to the doctor today for a re-evaluation.
And it turns out it's not good.
My lower back is completely chewed to shit.
I have 'severe spacing issues' in my lower spine, which my doctor said is not only really bad, but really strange for someone my age, accident or no accident.
On top of that the concussion syndromes aren't subsiding; and I was told that it's highly advised that I don't play sports for the rest of my life, as another concussion could not be 10 times worse, but put me into a coma.

Having to change your entire lifestyle before you're 23 = awesome.