Typhoid's Advice Column

[Bond]

Dear Typhoid,

One of my life goals is to ask a stranger on a date. I think I found the perfect girl: she is attractive, in my music class, and I have sat by her once and spoken only a few sentences to her. How would you advise going about this death defying stunt that I will get major street cred for if I succeed?

Thankfully yours,
Bond