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Old 05-17-2002, 04:27 AM   #11
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A very tall father asked his son if he wanted a special type of lollipop. The little four-year old replied, "Sure daddy," with a hint of excitment. The father then said, "Ok son, but you must first do three things: Close your eyes, open your mouth, and make a wish." The little boy did so and what followed was somewhat unexpected...

Ten minutes later the little boy walked quietly back to his room, fatigued and confused. Later that night, his mom came home from work. The little boy walked into his mother's room later that night, she was reading a book in bed. He climbed up onto her bed and asked, "hey mom, I have a special lollipop for you, would you like it?" The mom replied with no expectation for what was to follow, "Oh honey, I'd love to have a special lollipop." The little tyke told his mom what she must do first and she followed his instructions, entertained by his wanting to surprise her...

Four hours later, the boy's dad walked into the bedroom. He saw his wife complelty undressed, sprawled out on the bed alsleep and next to her lay his son with smeared lipstick all over his undressed body watching TV. The boy's shocked father asked, "Son, what happened to you and mommy?" the little four year old replied, "I gave her one of those special lollipops," he said with an unbearable innocence.
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