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[Professor S]

Originally Posted by Teuthida

Your tastebuds must have been rendered retarded from the decades of being pied in your cakehole.

I've had rhubarb pie. Hell, I've made it a number of times. You need to drown it with sugar to get any sort of satisfaction. Make a pie with pigeon crap and you'd need less sugar to reach the same level of enjoyment.

That's right, I bake. Given your expectations of what's in cake, you've obviously never had anything that wasn't from a mix or store bought.

Sir, I had a PA dutch grandmother who made a chocolate fudge cake that would make you cry... until you had her apple pie.

The reason why you don't like pie is that you can't bake. HAVE AT YOU!