BS=Bullshit

[Combine 017]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

Well, weren't you breaking the law directly in front of them?
To them you're just some drunk punk kid who thinks he's above the law by walking directly by some cops with open liquor, while being really drunk. Of course they're going to stop you. If you light up a joint in front of a cop he'll totally search you.

I wasnt brandishing liquor out in the open or anything, and I sure as hell wasnt acting drunk running for a bus. Thats why it would be nice to explain to them that im not a punk kid who thinks im above the law. If I was stumbling around shouting around like an idiot then sure, id deserve it, but to them I wasnt doing anything unruly aside from holding a bottle of booze. Until they got closer and probably could tell I was drunk then.

[Typhoid]

Meh. I was just saying that they only stopped you because you were holding a bottle of booze. From there they can then assume you have been drinking from the bottle, and because of your fetus-like appearance probably wanted to double-check that you were at least legally allowed to be drunk in the first place.


So then we arrive back to that bottle of booze you were carrying, and to possibly the most important thing of all: Why the fuck didn't you finish your booze?

Haven't I taught you anything? If you simply manned up, you wouldn't have been caught with a bottle of booze, and stopped by the cops, leading you to miss the last bus.

Next time, drink up.
Jesus, Man.

[Combine 017]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

Meh. I was just saying that they only stopped you because you were holding a bottle of booze. From there they can then assume you have been drinking from the bottle, and because of your fetus-like appearance probably wanted to double-check that you were at least legally allowed to be drunk in the first place.


So then we arrive back to that bottle of booze you were carrying, and to possibly the most important thing of all: Why the fuck didn't you finish your booze?

Haven't I taught you anything? If you simply manned up, you wouldn't have been caught with a bottle of booze, and stopped by the cops, leading you to miss the last bus.

Next time, drink up.
Jesus, Man.

Leave my fetus like appearance out of this! Besides, I have my sideburn going right now.
And there was half a 26 left, id probably die if a drank it all.

[KillerGremlin]

Do Canadian police even carry guns?

I would have laughed at his funny accent and called his mom a moose. Your mom's so fat, eh, she poured extra maple syrup on her Canadian bacon!

[Typhoid]

Originally Posted by KillerGremlin

Do Canadian police even carry guns?

Nope. They only carry gold stars. If you get 5 of them you have to go see Doug. Doug is in charge of the court.

Do you know this from experience?

Well, what dumbass police force doesn't give it's officers guns?

oh yeah.
The British.

[Seth]

Originally Posted by KillerGremlin

Do Canadian police even carry guns?

I would have laughed at his funny accent and called his mom a moose. Your mom's so fat, eh, she poured extra maple syrup on her Canadian bacon!

Just an excuse to post this Dr Oz clip on Forks Over Knives!

http://www.naturalnews.tv/v.asp?v=7B...259B2D9DAE643F


I had a cop(rcmp) check out my junk when I was being fined for open alcohol. haha

[KillerGremlin]

Originally Posted by Seth

Just an excuse to post this Dr Oz clip on Forks Over Knives!

http://www.naturalnews.tv/v.asp?v=7B...259B2D9DAE643F


I had a cop(rcmp) check out my junk when I was being fined for open alcohol. haha

Very cool video. I love Dr. Oz and I'm checking out the documentary now. This type of lifestyle shift is never going to fly in America, though. We already have anti-skinny-agenda movements emerging.

[Typhoid]

We already have anti-skinny-agenda movements emerging.

See, you're looking at it all wrong.
The McDonald's/Burger Kings aren't anti-skinny. They're pro jobs.
People need to serve those fat people their food. People need to sell those fat people their diabetes medicine. People need to operate on those fat people when they get too fat.

Job Creators.

[KillerGremlin]

Originally Posted by Seth

Just an excuse to post this Dr Oz clip on Forks Over Knives!

http://www.naturalnews.tv/v.asp?v=7B...259B2D9DAE643F


I had a cop(rcmp) check out my junk when I was being fined for open alcohol. haha

Okay...I watched the documentary Forks over Knives inspired by the Dr. Oz special.

That was powerful stuff. So I want to ride this wave of motivation now when I feel passionate about not getting cancer or having to need heart surgery...you know...before I remember how delicious Taco Bell and Hamburgers are.

Do you have any healthy cookbooks you can recommend? Ones that make vegetarian food not taste like shit?

Also...do you take supplements or vitamins in place of things like Vitamin D or Protein?

And...do you have any recommendations for supplementing oils?

Things I would have a hard time living without:

-Cheese....
-BBQ Sauce
-Mustard
-Oil

Also, I fucking NEED beer and wine in my life. But Beer is just barley malt, hops, and yeast...so that shit should be good to go.

[KillerGremlin]

Also, I work out 5 days a week. Cardio and weight lifting means a lot to me. I'm a runner/lifter. So I need protein and carbs.

What are bulk protein sources with no meat? And how do you supplement the important Vitamins like B-12 that are often deficient in vegans?

And is popcorn kosher on a Vegan diet...and what food in boxes are okay? Is popcorn okay? Are any crackers or boxed cereals okay? Can you use soy milk and shit like that?

/sigh - once the excitement/honeymoon phase dies down, I have some real research to do. I dropped 60 pounds with simple diet changes a year ago, so I'm willing to evaluate and put more work into my lifestyle choices. I'm selfish enough to give up meat to live longer and try to avoid cancer. I honestly could give a shit less about animal empathy. If it's the bacon's feeling or delicious bacon...I will side with delicious bacon 100% of the time.

[Combine 017]

Originally Posted by KillerGremlin

And...do you have any recommendations for supplementing oils?

Emu Oil!
I dont know what it does, but its expensive which means it has to be good.