We ARE NOT Invading Canada

[Combine 017]

Screw that, we would take you guys down. Canada just developed a new high tech snowball gun, can shoot up to 150 feet. Our military has also adapted the russian tradition of riding on bears.

[BreakABone]

Originally Posted by Combine 017

Screw that, we would take you guys down. Canada just developed a new high tech snowball gun, can shoot up to 150 feet. Our military has also adapted the russian tradition of riding on bears.

Well... not gonna give up our SECRET plans

But.. there was the theft of your maple syrup

And then the hockey lock-out

We're trying.. new agents of war.. weakening your morals and spirits before a full out assault.

[Fox 6]

The only state that is capable of invading us is Alaska, the rest of you will freeze to death.

Also one of the US members here is a secret Canadian sympathizer that can be pumped for information.