Hahaha
Here are a few of my favorite quotes from the show:
Peter: (drinks wine at church) Hey father, is this REALLY the blood of christ?
Priest: Why yes.
Peter: Wow! That guy must've been loaded 24/7!
Chris: Dad, what's a whale's blowhole for?
Peter: Well son, I'll tell you what it's NOT for, and then you'll understand why I can never go back to seaworld.
Peter's Tape Recorder: Lois, if you have not discovered I'm gone yet, please flip this tape over to side B.
Tony The Tiger: It was another banner year at the tiger house. You know what old man tiger bought me for christmas? Bought me a pack of smokes, said "Smoke up Tony! Theyy'rrrrreeee GRRRRRREEEEAAAAATTTTT!!!!
Lois: Peter, you're embarrassing him!
Peter: No I'm not. If I was embarrassing him, I'd do this! Hey! Everybody! Look at what Chris Griffin's father is doing! (grabs his breast, licks his nipple)
Brian (while in germany): Hey, this brochure doesn't tell about anything of German History from 1939-1945... there's just a big gap.
German Tour Guide: Everyone was on vacation! On your left side..
Brian: No, that's not right. In 1939 you guys invaded Poland
Tour Guide: We were invited! Punch was served! Check with Poland!
Brian: You can't just ignore those years. I mean Thomas Mahn fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany!
Tour Guide: No, Nope. He left to manage a Dairy Queen.
Brian: A Dairy Queen? That's proposterous!
Tour Guide: I will take no more insinuations about the german people! Nothing bad happened! (Tour guide goes nuts, starts screaming in german and does the heil hitler sign)
Hahaha... I love Family Guy. There are more things that are funny, I just can't think of them right now... Ah well. I'll eventually figure them out. Well, one thing that's always funny is the Evil Monkey from Chris' room. Heh.
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