Would you rather...?

[Neo]

You Have Been Cursed

Would you rather...
vomit marbles?
or
sweat cheese?
Things to consider: projectile vomiting, jogging.

Would you rather be...
the guy on an assembly line who stamps the price tag on a bag of pretzels, fourteen hours a day
or
Richard Simmons' personal assistant?

Would you rather be...
a super-villain called "The Pharmacist"
or
the god of upholstrey?