Go Back   GameTavern > House Specials > Happy Hour
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes

Old 09-14-2003, 03:48 PM   #1
DeathsHand
Village Idiot
 
DeathsHand's Avatar
 
DeathsHand is offline
Location: Arlington, VA
Now Playing: Go Fish
Posts: 4,144
Default

Drunk people can't be stupid because drunk people are cool and cool people aren't stupid everybody should drink so they can be cool and be accepted by all the cool people they know.
  Reply With Quote

Re: Drunk people are stupid
Old 09-14-2003, 04:07 PM   #2
Joeiss
Pinned by Dyne on Festivus
 
Joeiss's Avatar
 
Joeiss is offline
Location: Toronto
Now Playing: SOCOM: US Navy SEALS
Posts: 5,431
Default Re: Drunk people are stupid

5-6 shots of vodka? Not bad. My record is 8 in 26 minutes. I puked that night as well.

Drinking is fun, just as long as you control it. And a word of advice for next time, you should get drunk too. It will make the night much more enjoyable.

Oh, and get some bitches involved too. They are always fun.
__________________
Joe + iss = Joeiss
  Reply With Quote

Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid
Old 09-14-2003, 04:10 PM   #3
DeathsHand
Village Idiot
 
DeathsHand's Avatar
 
DeathsHand is offline
Location: Arlington, VA
Now Playing: Go Fish
Posts: 4,144
Default Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joeiss
5-6 shots of vodka? Not bad. My record is 8 in 26 minutes. I puked that night as well.

Drinking is fun, just as long as you control it. And a word of advice for next time, you should get drunk too. It will make the night much more enjoyable.

Oh, and get some bitches involved too. They are always fun.
That post is a joke right?
  Reply With Quote

Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid
Old 09-14-2003, 04:24 PM   #4
Storm Eagle
Saved by...
 
Storm Eagle's Avatar
 
Storm Eagle is offline
Location: New York
Now Playing:
Posts: 369
Default Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid

Quote:
Originally Posted by DeathsHand
That post is a joke right?
I'd sure hope yours was as well.
__________________
"Americans like to be scared. That's why they elected George Bush." - Richard Belzer

"Love, class, means never having to say 'I'm pregnant'". - Vinnie Barbarino - Welcome Back, Kotter
  Reply With Quote

Re: Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid
Old 09-14-2003, 04:29 PM   #5
DeathsHand
Village Idiot
 
DeathsHand's Avatar
 
DeathsHand is offline
Location: Arlington, VA
Now Playing: Go Fish
Posts: 4,144
Default Re: Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid

Quote:
Originally Posted by Storm Eagle
I'd sure hope yours was as well.
My first post was sarcasm... But Joeiss said he had 8 shots of vodka in 26 minutes (and actually kept track of the record), and then in the same post he said 'drinking is fun as long as you control it'...

Then he says "And get some bitches involved too"...... Bitches? Come on...
  Reply With Quote

Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid
Old 09-14-2003, 04:24 PM   #6
Happydude
Tavern Legend
 
Happydude's Avatar
 
Happydude is offline
Location: Toronto
Now Playing:
Posts: 6,124
Default Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid

lol...i dunno...sounds to me like a hell of a night...i was laughin my ass off just readin the story
  Reply With Quote

Re: Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid
Old 09-14-2003, 04:30 PM   #7
Hero2
Knight
 
Hero2's Avatar
 
Hero2 is offline
Location: OMGZORVILLE
Now Playing: FFXI/UT2k4/WoW
Posts: 1,215
Default Re: Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid

drunk people scare me.
__________________

FFXI Hume 63pld/33war/14whm/6blm/18thf
WoW illidan: 60 rogue

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." Deep thoughts by Jack Handy
  Reply With Quote

Re: Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid
Old 09-14-2003, 04:30 PM   #8
Dylflon
HockeyHockeyHockeyHockey
 
Dylflon's Avatar
 
Dylflon is offline
Location: Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey
Now Playing: Mass Effect 3, Skyrim, Civ V, NHL 12
Posts: 5,223
Default Re: Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid

Quote:
Originally Posted by happydude666
lol...i dunno...sounds to me like a hell of a night...i was laughin my ass off just readin the story
I'm not saying it wasn't interesting. I just feel I won't be able to laugh about it until I get some sleep.
__________________
Signature
  Reply With Quote

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid
Old 09-14-2003, 04:37 PM   #9
Kitana85
Celtic Cutie
 
Kitana85's Avatar
 
Kitana85 is offline
Location: Central NJ
Now Playing: Lego Star Wars
Posts: 1,016
Default Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid

Drinking is fun... but once you get drunk, its not worth it.. I like some mixed drinks, but truth be told, the morning after is not worth it, and personally, I can tell I'm not in control.
Your friends should be careful... oh and
NEVER refer to girls as bitches again.. conprende?
__________________
Always do right, it will gratify some and astonish the rest - Twain
  Reply With Quote

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid
Old 09-14-2003, 05:17 PM   #10
Stonecutter
Knight
 
Stonecutter's Avatar
 
Stonecutter is offline
Now Playing:
Posts: 1,913
Default Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kitana85
Drinking is fun... but once you get drunk, its not worth it.. I like some mixed drinks, but truth be told, the morning after is not worth it, and personally, I can tell I'm not in control.
Your friends should be careful... oh and
NEVER refer to girls as bitches again.. conprende?
Ok, then we'll get some hos.
__________________
  Reply With Quote

Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid
Old 09-14-2003, 05:12 PM   #11
Joeiss
Pinned by Dyne on Festivus
 
Joeiss's Avatar
 
Joeiss is offline
Location: Toronto
Now Playing: SOCOM: US Navy SEALS
Posts: 5,431
Default Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid

Quote:
Originally Posted by DeathsHand
That post is a joke right?

No, that was not a joke. But there might be some misinformation there. You see, I was using a faulty clock, so the timing might be off.

Quote:
Originally Posted by DeathsHand
My first post was sarcasm... But Joeiss said he had 8 shots of vodka in 26 minutes (and actually kept track of the record), and then in the same post he said 'drinking is fun as long as you control it'...

Then he says "And get some bitches involved too"...... Bitches? Come on...
That night was not fun, because I over drank. But I usually do control my drinking (about 8 or 9 beers), which lets me have an enjoyable night without making a complete ass of myself.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kitana85
Drinking is fun... but once you get drunk, its not worth it.. I like some mixed drinks, but truth be told, the morning after is not worth it, and personally, I can tell I'm not in control.
Your friends should be careful... oh and
NEVER refer to girls as bitches again.. conprende?
Advice: Drink beer. The morning after if MUCH better compared to drinking hard drinks or mixed crap.

And no, I was not refering to girls in general as bitches. I refer to the slutty ones as bitches. They might make the night more enjoyable for a guy in Dylflon's situation.
__________________
Joe + iss = Joeiss
  Reply With Quote

Re: Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid
Old 09-14-2003, 05:14 PM   #12
DeathsHand
Village Idiot
 
DeathsHand's Avatar
 
DeathsHand is offline
Location: Arlington, VA
Now Playing: Go Fish
Posts: 4,144
Default Re: Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joeiss
No, that was not a joke. But there might be some misinformation there. You see, I was using a faulty clock, so the timing might be off.
Ah yes, that must be it. Thanks for clearing that up
  Reply With Quote

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid
Old 09-14-2003, 05:22 PM   #13
Jason1
J-Dub
 
Jason1's Avatar
 
Jason1 is offline
Location: Illinois
Now Playing: Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
Posts: 7,404
Default Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid

Quote:
Originally Posted by DeathsHand
Ah yes, that must be it. Thanks for clearing that up

LMFAO!!!!!!!




Ive only drank like 4 times in my life, and only once to the point where I would consider myself ''Drunk'' I didnt throw up though...which was nice...
__________________
Nintendo Network ID: stljason1
  Reply With Quote

Re: Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid
Old 09-14-2003, 06:34 PM   #14
DeathsHand
Village Idiot
 
DeathsHand's Avatar
 
DeathsHand is offline
Location: Arlington, VA
Now Playing: Go Fish
Posts: 4,144
Default Re: Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joeiss
And no, I was not refering to girls in general as bitches. I refer to the slutty ones as bitches. They might make the night more enjoyable for a guy in Dylflon's situation.
oooooohhhhh ok, well as long as you're just using girls for sexual pleasure... At least you're not doing something degrading like calling all girls bitches...
  Reply With Quote

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid
Old 09-15-2003, 10:56 PM   #15
Ace195
Full Spectrum Warrior
 
Ace195's Avatar
 
Ace195 is offline
Location: Council Bluffs, Iowa
Now Playing: BattleField1942
Posts: 1,373
Default Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Drunk people are stupid

Quote:
Originally Posted by DeathsHand
oooooohhhhh ok, well as long as you're just using girls for sexual pleasure... At least you're not doing something degrading like calling all girls bitches...


Hmm I think I wouldn't want joeiss anywhere near my girlfriends college or else i might have to go up there again. Thank god you don't live near me. No offense
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:57 PM.


vBulletin skin developed by: eXtremepixels
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
GameTavern