The worst book ever written: "The Shadow God"

[Dyne]

http://www.amazon.com/review/R1LPA5Y...cm_cr_rdp_perm

Originally Posted by The Shadow Good

"Trapped under a beam with the countdown ticking away, the monster just on the other side of the battered door, and my friends are trying to free me, I look up at them and yell, "Go on without me. I'll be alright. I'll hold him off while you escape!" And my friends, because they know my sacrifice won't be in vain, make their getaway and when the monster breaks through just as the explosives go off, I know I died saving the lives of my dearest friends."

Wow.

Edit: Holy crap he apparently made enough money off of the first one to write a second one: Spiritual Sorrow, about an author who gets a $30 million book deal.

Also, his website:

http://aaronscryptofgorgothica.com/