Make your own 'porn movie' title!

KillerGremlin · 07-19-2009, 11:46 PM

So basically the idea is you guys post funny names for movies that could be porn movies.

for example:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Boner

or

George of the Bunghole

or

Transexualformers

Go nuts! (and yes i realize we will probably come up with some titles that actually exist)

Fox 6 · 07-20-2009, 12:11 AM

SCHINDLERS FIST!

Combine 017 · 07-20-2009, 12:34 AM

Double Team.

Fox 6 · 07-20-2009, 12:46 AM

Thats pretty lame Adam, you need to go to school.

Combine 017 · 07-20-2009, 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fox 6

Thats pretty lame Adam, you need to go to school.

Your the one who came up with it. Or taylor did I cant remember, but that vid was pretty funny.

KillerGremlin · 07-20-2009, 12:25 PM

Crambo

The Ensemenator

Cum Hard

300 Penises

and

The Emperor's New Boobs

I would totally apply for that porn name job.

Combine 017 · 07-20-2009, 12:44 PM

Grand Theft Anal.

Prince of Penis's.

Call of Dong 5: World of Whores.

Left 4 Head.

Team Foreplay 2.

Rainbow Six Vag-us.

KillerGremlin · 07-20-2009, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Combine 017

Left 4 Head.

Maybe you already knew...but that's a real porno haha.

http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Kif...d-122515.phtml

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...eft%204%20Head

Combine 017 · 07-20-2009, 10:19 PM

Hahahahaha, thats awesome!

Ric · 07-24-2009, 06:39 PM

Dick Long

Ok so that's my name

Sore From The Rings - Starring Dildo Baggins

The Shanking

Starship Poopers ( You might find that one in Germany somewhere )

Star Porn's: Return Of The Japseye

Shatman ( Again, Germans like their shizer movies )

Combine 017 · 07-24-2009, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ric

The Shanking

I do believe shanking is associated with stabbing someone with a makeshift knife.

Swan · 07-25-2009, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Combine 017

I do believe shanking is associated with stabbing someone with a makeshift knife.

Could be a meat sword as well

Swan · 07-25-2009, 01:42 AM

Sorry for the double post but just saw this somewhere..

UNIPORN!

The Germanator · 07-25-2009, 10:42 AM

The Schlongshank Redemption

No Cuntry for Old Men

Gremlins 2: The New Snatch

Rear Bimbo

American History SEX

To Gangbang a Mockingbird

Requiem for a Wet Dream

Cumdog Millionaire

Raging Bull

Some like it Hot (Sex, they like their sex to be hot)

Dylflon · 07-25-2009, 02:57 PM

2 Fist 2 Furious