Why I Love Bristol Palin

[Typhoid]

Originally Posted by Professor S

Typh, its not a big deal, but the truth is you found it funny because you sympathize with its association with the Republican party. You saw the underlying truth that the joke poked fun at, and therefore it is humorous, making it a JOKE.

As I said:

In my mind it's funny because I was looking at it from the standpoint of the motto itself.

If this thread was about Democrats, I would have posted "It's like that old Democratic motto; if at first you don't succeed...try the exact same thing."

Because I think the motto in itself is ridiculous. Nothing to do with anything other than the motto. Not a single thing. Why do I find it funny? I don't know - because it's so dumb. Do I associate it with Republicans? No. I don't associate it with anything specific. I said it, because it fit. Not because the word "Republican" reminded me of it.

I'm not sure why you're so adamant about this. You obviously lean to the left. Its not like you're letting the cat out of the bag by admitting it.

Because I specifically hate when people assume one thing about me/my intentions when it's entirely false. Especially when people try to tell me [as you did] why I thought what I thought, when what they're saying I'm thinking isn't the case at all.

And you're absolutely right, it's not a big deal. I just excessively dislike when people try to tell me what my reasons were when they're not correct, or when people assume my reasoning for saying something when that, too - isn't correct. Ask Dylflon.

[Professor S]

I never said anything about your intentions. I posted a fact about humor. Your intentions have nothing to do with it. That you found the joke funny the revelatory in itself.

As for finding the joke funny regardless of context, sorry, don't buy it. If you want to be bugged by my disbelief, so be it. I'd rather be honest than polite.

[Typhoid]

Originally Posted by Professor S

I never said anything about your intentions.

When I said intentions, I meant more of a "I don't like being told what I think", such as:

but the truth is you found it funny because you sympathize with its association with the Republican party

You found it funny, therefore you must believe there is truth in the statement.

I don't believe either of these statements because A) I don't, and B) I don't have to believe a joke is true to find it funny.

Let's find an example, here.

I quite like the joke:

Q: Why did the blonde become a vet?
A: She wanted to work with kids.

Now, do I believe all blondes [or any, for that matter] confuse children with animals, or pediatrics with vets? No. I do not believe it. However, I find it humourous - not because it is about a blonde, or has anything to do with a blonde, rather the fact that it's insinuating someone is that dumb. Now, me finding it funny has nothing to do with the colour of someones hair. Hell, it could be a "Your mommas so dumb" joke, and I'd still like it - and not because it insults your mother.

I am not sympathizing with the subject in the joke, rather just enjoying the punchline. It's how I view life, my friend.

[Professor S]

Typh, you're missing the point. Its doesn't matter what you think you're intentions were. Humor is a litmus test of what you find truthful. That is why I said your reaction to the joke, and retelling of it, is revelatory beyond your objections.

And your example joke, is funny because it plays on the perceived "truth" that blondes are dumb. This is not unlike Polish jokes, that were born of Nazi propogandists who wanted to dehumanize Polish people by relaying a false truth.

But again, this is really a very small thing, and I'm not sure why you are so defensive about something so obvious. I'll leave it at that.

[Typhoid]

I secretly hate Republicans and only make jokes with the word "Republican" in them so I can laugh at how dumb Republicans are.

Two Republicans jump off a building. Who wins? Society.

Why don't the Republicans have a good Olympic team? Because every Republican that can run, swim, and jump is already in the US.


So two Republicans are in an oven. One Republican says to the other "Hey, is it hot in here?" The other Republican says "Holy shit! A talking Republican!"

How do you kill 100 flies at once? Hit a Republican in the face with a frying pan.

How do you find out who the fastest Republican is? Roll a dime down a hill.

A Republican walks into a bar and says "Hey, where is the bar tender?"

What do Republicans eat for breakfast?
Oakmeal.

Why was the Republican happy?
Everything was Eggcellent.

Why didn't the Republican leave nursery school?
She wanted to become a nurse!

What is a Republicans favourite instrument?
A Tuba Toothpaste.

Why does a Republican coop only have 2 doors?
If it had four, it would be a Republican Sedan!

What do you say when a Republican runs away?
Dog-Gone!

[Professor S]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

So two Republicans are in an oven. One Republican says to the other "Hey, is it hot in here?" The other Republican says "Holy shit! A talking Republican!

I'll have to remember that one, LOL!

[TheGame]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

I secretly hate Republicans and only make jokes with the word "Republican" in them so I can laugh at how dumb Republicans are.

Two Republicans jump off a building. Who wins? Society.

Why don't the Republicans have a good Olympic team? Because every Republican that can run, swim, and jump is already in the US.


So two Republicans are in an oven. One Republican says to the other "Hey, is it hot in here?" The other Republican says "Holy shit! A talking Republican!"

How do you kill 100 flies at once? Hit a Republican in the face with a frying pan.

How do you find out who the fastest Republican is? Roll a dime down a hill.

A Republican walks into a bar and says "Hey, where is the bar tender?"

What do Republicans eat for breakfast?
Oakmeal.

Why was the Republican happy?
Everything was Eggcellent.

Why didn't the Republican leave nursery school?
She wanted to become a nurse!

What is a Republicans favourite instrument?
A Tuba Toothpaste.

Why does a Republican coop only have 2 doors?
If it had four, it would be a Republican Sedan!

What do you say when a Republican runs away?
Dog-Gone!

Ok this is the most awesome post I read in a long time.

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And yes I find it funny because I find truth to these jokes... in case anyone was wondering

-EDIT-

No I don't, but it's still funny