Why I Love Bristol Palin

[Professor S]

Typh, you're missing the point. Its doesn't matter what you think you're intentions were. Humor is a litmus test of what you find truthful. That is why I said your reaction to the joke, and retelling of it, is revelatory beyond your objections.

And your example joke, is funny because it plays on the perceived "truth" that blondes are dumb. This is not unlike Polish jokes, that were born of Nazi propogandists who wanted to dehumanize Polish people by relaying a false truth.

But again, this is really a very small thing, and I'm not sure why you are so defensive about something so obvious. I'll leave it at that.

[Typhoid]

I secretly hate Republicans and only make jokes with the word "Republican" in them so I can laugh at how dumb Republicans are.

Two Republicans jump off a building. Who wins? Society.

Why don't the Republicans have a good Olympic team? Because every Republican that can run, swim, and jump is already in the US.


So two Republicans are in an oven. One Republican says to the other "Hey, is it hot in here?" The other Republican says "Holy shit! A talking Republican!"

How do you kill 100 flies at once? Hit a Republican in the face with a frying pan.

How do you find out who the fastest Republican is? Roll a dime down a hill.

A Republican walks into a bar and says "Hey, where is the bar tender?"

What do Republicans eat for breakfast?
Oakmeal.

Why was the Republican happy?
Everything was Eggcellent.

Why didn't the Republican leave nursery school?
She wanted to become a nurse!

What is a Republicans favourite instrument?
A Tuba Toothpaste.

Why does a Republican coop only have 2 doors?
If it had four, it would be a Republican Sedan!

What do you say when a Republican runs away?
Dog-Gone!

[Professor S]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

So two Republicans are in an oven. One Republican says to the other "Hey, is it hot in here?" The other Republican says "Holy shit! A talking Republican!

I'll have to remember that one, LOL!

[TheGame]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

I secretly hate Republicans and only make jokes with the word "Republican" in them so I can laugh at how dumb Republicans are.

Two Republicans jump off a building. Who wins? Society.

Why don't the Republicans have a good Olympic team? Because every Republican that can run, swim, and jump is already in the US.


So two Republicans are in an oven. One Republican says to the other "Hey, is it hot in here?" The other Republican says "Holy shit! A talking Republican!"

How do you kill 100 flies at once? Hit a Republican in the face with a frying pan.

How do you find out who the fastest Republican is? Roll a dime down a hill.

A Republican walks into a bar and says "Hey, where is the bar tender?"

What do Republicans eat for breakfast?
Oakmeal.

Why was the Republican happy?
Everything was Eggcellent.

Why didn't the Republican leave nursery school?
She wanted to become a nurse!

What is a Republicans favourite instrument?
A Tuba Toothpaste.

Why does a Republican coop only have 2 doors?
If it had four, it would be a Republican Sedan!

What do you say when a Republican runs away?
Dog-Gone!

Ok this is the most awesome post I read in a long time.

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And yes I find it funny because I find truth to these jokes... in case anyone was wondering

-EDIT-

No I don't, but it's still funny